There was an airplane. It was carrying DJT, a Priest, and a Boy Scout.
The pilot came running out of the cockpit with three parachutes. He said: "Engine trouble, guys. We've only got three parachutes. I have to go because I'll be needed in the investigation. Good luck!" He threw two of the parachutes on the floor of plane. He put the other one on his back and jumped out the door.

The men stood there for a moment. Then DJT said: "I am the smartest man in the world. The U.S. needs me to keep presidenting. I must be saved." He grabbed a parachute from the floor and jumped out the door.

The Priest said to the Boy Scout: "I've lived a long life. You have your entire life ahead of you - you take the parachute."

The Boy Scout said: "Don't worry, Father. There is a parachute for both of us. The world's smartest man just jumped out with my backpack."
