The only lame gift that I can remember getting was during our annual (at the time "Christmas," now) "Holiday Potluck and Gift Exchange," here at work. The way we do it is to bring a wrapped gift and walk around and exchange it for another wrapped gift that someone else has. No one knows what any of the other gifts are. Everyone exchanges wrapped gifts, trying to guess what they might be and if they're worth trying to keep
, until 10:00 break where we all get together and open what we're stuck with.
When I first started working here, however, they were giving white elephant (crappy on purpose) gifts but a few people got some really nice things and the rest of us were a little upset. So we changed it to regular (nice) gifts. Since no one knows who is going to get the gift that you bring, it has to be something that anyone could enjoy (and about 75% of the people who work here are women...keep that in mind). Well, one year about 10 years ago, we do the gift exchange and I ended up with Old Spice Aftershave!
Okay, I'll admit that I actually like the smell, but what if one of the women had gotten it...one of the women who might not have a man (husband, friend, etc.) to give it to...one of the
lesbians who work here?? That would not have been a good thing, especially since we had been giving nice presents for quite a while. So after that year, we had to specify that the gifts had to be non-gender-specific. That was the lamest gift that I ever got...more from the situation than the actual gift itself.