My favorite waltz is one by Mason Williams that deals with a three legged gal - Woody will provide details.
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The song in question is "The Last Great Waltz," found on Mason's CD
Music 1968 - 1971. It tells the tale of Jonathan W. Astor, who loves to dance, and loves to waltz most of all. Unfortunately, when he attends a ball none of the ladies will dance with him because he's too much of a perfectionist. Ah, but then he meets the Triskellion, who has the same problem because she has three legs...
It's a funny song, warmly funny so it stays funny every time we listen to it. Part of the humor is in the music itself. It starts in 4/4, for the narration, slips into 3/4 for Jonathan's solo, back to 4/4 for more narration, then to 3/4 for the Triskellion's solo (sung by Jennifer Warnes, I believe), back again to 4/4 for more narration, and finally, as Jonathan and the Triskellion happily dance together, goes into
5/4 time! Absolutely perfect!