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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #450 on: May 07, 2007, 06:22:51 PM »
A shame about Curtis, but he hasn't been doing well at all for years.  I'm happy he got to see The Brain From Planet X - a very nice fellow.
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« Reply #451 on: May 07, 2007, 06:24:29 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on May 07, 2007, 05:56:00 PM
My father was a Baker.  I know nothing about bread squeezing or bride squeezing.

My father is a Baker, too. And my brother is Brad Baker, also known as Bread Breaker.
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« Reply #452 on: May 07, 2007, 06:25:15 PM »
Quote from: bk on May 07, 2007, 01:29:18 PM
I have made some tuna.

Isn't that God's job?
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #453 on: May 07, 2007, 06:31:06 PM »
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #454 on: May 07, 2007, 06:31:36 PM »
Where's the beef?
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #455 on: May 07, 2007, 06:32:12 PM »
You can take Salem out of the country, but....you can't take the country out of Salem
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #456 on: May 07, 2007, 06:32:25 PM »
I'd walk a mile for a Camel
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #457 on: May 07, 2007, 06:33:26 PM »
I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
I forget this line
And this one too
Cause I'm a woman...Enjoli
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #458 on: May 07, 2007, 06:34:50 PM »
He Likes it! Hey Mikey!
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #459 on: May 07, 2007, 06:36:07 PM »
Thank you all for the wonderful Birthday wishes!   It turned out to be a good day after all.  

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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #460 on: May 07, 2007, 06:38:27 PM »
Thank you for sharing your 'coon story, DR Edisaurus.  I wouldn't be a bit suprised to find that I'll have a possum or two in the house when I get the dog door installed.
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« Reply #461 on: May 07, 2007, 06:40:41 PM »
Zoom zoom zoom
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« Reply #462 on: May 07, 2007, 06:41:59 PM »
My baloney has a first name it's Oscar,
My baloney has a second name it's Meyer
I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say
Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with Bologna
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #463 on: May 07, 2007, 06:51:05 PM »
Nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven....and Pillsbury says it best.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2007, 06:52:10 PM by Ginny »
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #464 on: May 07, 2007, 06:51:42 PM »
Quote from: Rodzinski link=board=4;th9 date=1178572003
Someone like you who almost brought a glass of water to that lady who was calling out. You are a caring soul and the world needs more like you.

I think the key word there is "almost".  I just didn't know if it was allowed or (as DR Jane told me when we spoke today) maybe that person wasn't supost to have anything on their stomach.  It's hard to know what to do.  
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« Reply #465 on: May 07, 2007, 06:56:48 PM »
DR Danise - I'm glad your birthday turned out better than you'd expected.  You deserve a good day.
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #466 on: May 07, 2007, 06:58:51 PM »
Quote from: Dan (the Man) on May 07, 2007, 11:06:49 AM
Comet!
It keeps your teeth so clean!
Comet!
It tastes like Listerine!
Comet--
It makes you vomit!
So buy some Comet
And vomit, today!

Ok, I have to do this:

To the tune of the old TV show, BRANDED:

Stranded
Stranded on the toilet bowl.
What do you do when your stranded
And you don’t have a roll?

Well, you act like a man
And you wipe with your hand……


I can't remember the rest of it.







And maybe that's for the best........ ;) ;D
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« Reply #467 on: May 07, 2007, 07:00:27 PM »
DR Edisaurus - That's hysterical about the bread squeezer.  Who knew?

:)
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« Reply #468 on: May 07, 2007, 07:01:03 PM »
Good night, all you lovely ladies!
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« Reply #469 on: May 07, 2007, 07:01:33 PM »
Oh, like I said before, I heard from DR Jane.  She is still in PIttsburgh.  Still helping Craig look for a place to live.  But she is doing fine and sends hugs and vibes to all.
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« Reply #470 on: May 07, 2007, 07:02:17 PM »
TAR SPOILER







I have to add that I really don't mind either the format or the winner.  I like a close ending and any of the teams could have guessed right what their partner thought and gotten through that task and won.  Danielle got it right.  More power to her.    I guess I see a lot of it as luck and chance mixed with brains and skill.   I liked it
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« Reply #471 on: May 07, 2007, 07:02:46 PM »
Off to listen to some soothing music on my iPod.

'night.
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #472 on: May 07, 2007, 07:04:13 PM »
Tonight I'm watching The Bachelor...
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« Reply #473 on: May 07, 2007, 07:05:09 PM »
Oh, Paul and I went to Applebee's tonight.  We had the funniest waiter. He was a total flirt and I was in a flirty mood so I gave it right back. It was fun and funny.
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #474 on: May 07, 2007, 07:06:22 PM »
I guess I should try to get some extra sleep in.  Tomorrow is bound to be a very long day.

Thank you all once again.  Your the best.  I don't know what I would do without all of you wonderful and very dear people.
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #475 on: May 07, 2007, 07:08:50 PM »
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« Reply #476 on: May 07, 2007, 07:13:01 PM »
Just had to pop back in for a quick second to say:

HERE is the extent of my green thumb AND my gardening.  [hint: click anywhere in the black area, and/or click and drag your mouse all over...fun for the feeble-minded!!]
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« Reply #477 on: May 07, 2007, 07:15:26 PM »
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Re:BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
« Reply #478 on: May 07, 2007, 07:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Cillaliz on May 07, 2007, 06:33:26 PM
I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
I forget this line (1)
And this one too (2)
Cause I'm a woman...Enjoli

(1) And never never never let you
(2) forget you're the man
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« Reply #479 on: May 07, 2007, 07:31:13 PM »
Egoiste! Egoiste!!
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