Topic: THE TWIT (Read 39314 times)

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #150 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on March 11, 2007, 02:03:35 PM

Jane! Congratulations on your huge millstone!

I'll bite: cute pun or sloppy typing?

der Brucer

Edisaurus · « **Reply #151 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:11:45 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on March 11, 2007, 02:06:00 PM

I'll bite: cute pun or sloppy typing?

My standard post whenever someone reaches a...millstone!

Edisaurus · « **Reply #152 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:13:38 PM »

Speaking of...one of my crazy neighbors came by after seeing all the destruction behind my house and asked if I was going to sell. I said not right now, and she said "You should! You're sitting on a landmine".

I think she really meant "goldmine".

FJL · « **Reply #153 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:22:59 PM »

With the time change, Toby and Dylan have figured out that it's 5:00, their dinner time, even though it still feels like 4:00 to me. They made the usual dinner requests at almost excatly the right time.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #154 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:23:46 PM »

AP

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Marking the third anniversary of the Madrid train bombings Sunday, Spain honored the victims by unveiling a towering glass monument bearing messages of condolence written in the days after the attacks.

Antoni Gaudi, Joan Miro, and Salvador Dali are weeping

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #155 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:25:51 PM »

Quote from: Edisaurus on March 11, 2007, 02:13:38 PM

"You should! You're sitting on a landmine".

I think she really meant "goldmine".

For your sake let's hope she's Mrs. Malaprop and not Clair Voyant!

der Brucer

Matt H. · « **Reply #156 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:26:55 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 11, 2007, 01:51:39 PM

We're watching a movie called SORDID LIVES. Lots of fine acting, but it looks more like a filmed play than a movie, even though it played movie theaters several years ago.. Fun to see Olivia Newton John in such an odd role.

It was a play first, wasn't it?

elmore3003 · « **Reply #157 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:32:02 PM »

I may working with a tenor, Kip Wilborn, on some arrangements. Kip is singing with Mr Ron Raines and Sal Viviano in Florida this week.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #158 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:41:56 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on March 11, 2007, 02:32:02 PM

I may working with a tenor, Kip Wilborn, on some arrangements.

Do these "arrangements" involve an air-mattress, the fire-escape, or the stroking of one's ego?

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #159 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:44:01 PM »

Quote from: Matt H. on March 11, 2007, 02:26:55 PM

It was a play first, wasn't it?

Screenplay by Del Shores from his own play.

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #160 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:47:46 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 11, 2007, 02:22:59 PM

With the time change, Toby and Dylan have figured out that it's 5:00, their dinner time, even though it still feels like 4:00 to me. They made the usual dinner requests at almost excatly the right time.

Recently I heard the bang-bang of a dog dish. Soon Marty (the Lab) came strolling into the study and gave me a rather disgusted "Do I have to take this issue up a notch?" stare.

The bowl was promptly filled.

Dumb animals.

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #161 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:56:12 PM »

Headline:

Sprawling Wildfire Sparks Mass Evacuations

Catholic services abandoned?

Chronic fear causes many to lose bowel control.

Please clarify!

der Brucer

elmore3003 · « **Reply #162 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:00:50 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on March 11, 2007, 02:41:56 PM

Do these "arrangements" involve an air-mattress, the fire-escape, or the stroking of one's ego?

der Brucer

Only if it increases my bank account.

Matt H. · « **Reply #163 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:13:30 PM »

Heading down now to clean the guest bathroom and then head back into the den for some TV watching.

WBBL.

MBarnum · « **Reply #164 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:25:24 PM »

Despite staying up way too late last night and getting up far too early today I am having a productive day multi-tasking.

...doing laundry

...making DVDs for assorted HHWers who are fans of Allison Hayes and Leslie Parrish

...transferring assorted VHS tapes to DVD

...and doing assorted household things

MBarnum · « **Reply #165 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:28:32 PM »

Right now am transferring two episodes of the old John Derek / Richard Jaekel TV series FRONTIER CIRCUS. Nifty show!

The episode right now concerns a iron mine being run by a family of religious fanatics who are using Chinese immigrants as slave labor, believing that pagans were born to be slaves.

My darling Carolyn Kearney is in this episode and has some wonderful scenes!

MBarnum · « **Reply #166 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:29:02 PM »

The mine looks suspiciously like Bronson Canyon.

Tomovoz · « **Reply #167 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:36:07 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 11, 2007, 01:51:39 PM

We're watching a movie called SORDID LIVES. Lots of fine acting, but it looks more like a filmed play than a movie, even though it played movie theaters several years ago.. Fun to see Olivia Newton John in such an odd role.

A fun movie (Anthony and Ben like it too).

How odd to see Olivia as a C & W singer. LOL
Now it's time to play your Tammy Wynette "Best of.." and go stand by your man.

The stage origins of the play are indeed evident.

Tomovoz · « **Reply #168 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:37:05 PM »

If you are watching the DVD - the extras are a giggle!

singdaw · « **Reply #169 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:41:00 PM »

Quote from: George on March 11, 2007, 01:40:46 PM

And that's how it's done...

THANK YOU, George!!

FJL · « **Reply #170 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:41:36 PM »

Is agiggle somewhat akin to agog?

singdaw · « **Reply #171 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:41:48 PM »

Is anyone else giggling every time they see the title of today's topic?

singdaw · « **Reply #172 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:43:33 PM »

I used to know a couple that had the tiniest house who owned 5 [five] Borzois...how they managed it, I'll never know!

singdaw · « **Reply #173 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:50:18 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on March 11, 2007, 02:25:51 PM

For your sake let's hope she's Mrs. Malaprop and not Clair Voyant!

I had a friend who once caused hilarity amongst airline attendants when she inadvertently asked them for an electric chair to assist her husband...

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #174 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:58:33 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 11, 2007, 03:41:36 PM

Is agiggle somewhat akin to agog?

Agiggle is between agaggle and agog.

der Brucer

Cillaliz · « **Reply #175 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:03:44 PM »

Do we have any DRs near the area in California that is currently in flames? Hope not but vibes to the people who live there

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #176 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:07:08 PM »

Yesterday Woody spotted three deer grazing in the gulch next door.

Tonight he is serving Venison Strogonoff.

The events are not related.

der Brucer

Jane · « **Reply #177 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:08:14 PM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER on March 11, 2007, 01:16:20 PM

Who rescued him?

der Brucer

I wasn’t there. He was helping my friend, for the “fun” of it, feed a neighbors farm animals. Needless to say he never returned to help. I went a few times until one of the turkeys attacked me.

Bryan remembers the very sweet goat named Billy that lived at our other neighbor, & friend’s home. She had to have nice pets since she had a camp & a pre-school on her property.

bk · « **Reply #178 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:08:42 PM »

Will we never get to page seven?

bk · « **Reply #179 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:09:02 PM »

Of course, we have an hour less of posting thanks to some twit.

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