The haineshisway.com marriage will be the finest reality show ever done. The networks will seethe with anger because they don't have it. They will seethe, and we shall laugh and laugh, most especially the bride and groom, whomever they may be. I think dear reader Ann is a fine candidate - unfortunately, dear readers Jane and Hisaka are betrothed. Frankly, I'd marry either one of them - in fact, maybe I'll just marry everyone on the site. Wait - I think we're on to something. But is something on to us? I must ponder the imponderables whilst eating a bit of egg and ham.