I, for one, am waiting (tap, tap, tap) for the goods on the Gower Champion/St. Peter joke!
So Gower Champion dies and goes to Heaven and is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
“Gower!” says St. Peter, “We are so glad that you are here! We’ve been waiting for you! God has been an admirer of your work for years. In fact, he wants to produce a huge musical here in Heaven and he wants you to direct it!”
But Gower Champion replies, “Why, thank you for the offer. I’m very flattered, but I’ve just finished one of the most difficult shows of my career and I’m very tired. I think I would rather just sit back and enjoy my eternal rest.”
“But this will be a spectacular!” says St. Peter. “Michaelangelo will do the sets! Coco Channel, the costumes! The lighting by Van Gogh!”
“Well, that sounds very tempting, but I think I still want to pass.”, responds Champion.
St. Peter counters: “But Gower! Think of the people you’ll have at your disposal! You can have William Shakespeare write the book! Mozart will compose the score! Lyrics by Lorenz Hart!”
Again the director declines. “These are all wonderful people, but I’m really not interested, thank you.”
Now St. Peter goes in for the hard sell. “Gower, Gower, Gower. Let me rattle off some names…Jolson…Brice…Durante…Garland… Gower, think of the stars you can work with!”
Gower Champion is momentarily stunned. Visions of working with the greatest of the great stage performers dance across his mind. He is suddenly reenergized and is filled with glee.
“Yes! Of course! I’ve been a fool! Of course I’ll do it! Yes!”
At this St. Peter warmly wraps his arm around Gower Champion’s shoulder. “Oh, that’s just terrific, Gower. Just terrific. There is one little thing, though. God has this girlfriend…”