Haines His Way

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An Evil Eye?

Oh dear!  

I had grabbed a handful of extra All About Us programs to distribute to those DRs who wished to have one.

Unfortunately, they were in the pocket behind my driver's seat, and this morning during the drive to drop off D[ear] P[uppy] Cody, he discovered them and [silently] ripped them to shreds.  Which I only discovered once I arrived at my destination.

Sorry!    

Cody has stunted the theater education of countless HHW's across the country.

The Internationale from last week, which I didn't get to yet...  :

It will keep! That's the good thing about historical documentaries: they have a long shelf-life!

I'm happy to photocopy the pertinent pages for those DRs who are interested.  There's some very interesting background information on the source play.

Alas, DR JoseSPiano was shortchanged in the credits department.  They list him as "Rehearsal Pianist" but NOT as a member of the orchestra.  They say, since his name already appeared in the program.

Pshaw, as DR Miss Karen might say.

Martin Short: Fame Becomes Me   How is this? I was thinking about getting it.

Mark Shaiman has created some wonderfully clever parodies, and the supporting cast almost outshines the star with their impersonations [including Judy Garland and Joan Rivers].  I highly recommend it for those who appreciate a good insider wink at show business.

Oh dear!  

I had grabbed a handful of extra All About Us programs to distribute to those DRs who wished to have one.

Unfortunately, they were in the pocket behind my driver's seat, and this morning during the drive to drop off D[ear] P[uppy] Cody, he discovered them and [silently] ripped them to shreds.  Which I only discovered once I arrived at my destination.

Sorry!    

It was the Mammoth smell!

der Brucer

How is this? I was thinking about getting it.

And what was your final take on:



der Brucer

I can see how our resident weathergirl, DR Cillaliz, would make a great balloon pilot, what with knowing all about thermals and prevailing winds and such!

The Enemy Within:

This from a gay web-site:

For god's sake, would one of you unmarried boys PLEASE give this man a blowjob so we can finally impeach him!

If the Log Cabin Republicans and the GayPatriots REALLY want to help America by working "from the inside of the GOP", here's a perfect opportunity to put their mouth where their money is.

It would be a win-win situation. A moment of ecstacy for a gay, pro-Bush, Republican and salvation for America.

der Brucer

Rehoboth Area Weather Alert:

...A FEW THUNDERSTORMS COULD BECOME SEVERE THIS AFTERNOON... A WARM FRONT EXTENDS ACROSS PORTIONS OF THE MARYLAND EASTERN SHORE AND CENTRAL DELAWARE. THE FRONT IS EXPECTED TO SLOWLY LIFT NORTH THIS AFTERNOON AND PUT THE REGION IN A MORE UNSTABLE AIRMASS. SHOWERS AND THUNDERSTORMS ARE FORECAST TO CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE AFTERNOON, BUT AS THE AIRMASS BECOMES MORE UNSTABLE, A FEW OF THE THUNDERSTORMS COULD BECOME SEVERE. ALONG WITH BRIEF PERIODS OF HEAVY RAIN, LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS COULD OCCUR WITH THE MORE INTENSE THUNDERSTORMS AND BECAUSE OF THE CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE WARM FRONT AND SHIFTING WINDS, A TORNADO CAN NOT BE RULED OUT EITHER.

Hail! Tornado! This is the Beach for....sake.

Would you Midwesterners please keep your weather to yourselves!

der Brucer

Woody will probably use Thunderstorms/hail/tornado as an excuse to have me pick him up at work!

And if we get thunder, I'll have to put up with a quivering/wimpering 60 lb Lab!

I'm willing to bet that his name is pronounced Zah-dey.

Zah-dey, Zah-dey, married lah-dey?  

When I finally get my widescreen HD television

I am in denial and avoiding even THINKING about this whole issue...  

AND I am anxiously awaiting DR der Brucer's report on the BBC Planet Earth series on DVD.

I can see how our resident weathergirl, DR Cillaliz, would make a great balloon pilot, what with knowing all about thermals and prevailing winds and such!

She sure is a gal of many and varied talents!