Topic: IN THE WORDS OF... (Read 62008 times)

Cillaliz · « **Reply #330 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:22:54 PM »

She wants to sit on my lap...better go

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #331 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:24:25 PM »

Can I sit on your lap?

-Oh, that was meant for DR MBarnum.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #332 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:28:07 PM »

[size=8]SHIPOOPI![/size]

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #333 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:29:05 PM »

Well, time for me to take an e-break...

Laters...

Edisaurus · « **Reply #334 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:29:23 PM »

I'm heading out. As Jose now knows, this isn't the safest neighborhood to work after dark (unless you're a ho) so I'll leave before it gets too late.

FJL · « **Reply #335 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:36:43 PM »

Jose - Skip says thanks for the call and the help. Very much appreciated.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #336 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:41:26 PM »

Well....I have found that a business card can be the cheapest and yet most important item you can carry.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #337 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:42:55 PM »

I am watching Joan Collins as Queen Esther....

That mean old Vashti did a wild strip tease at a party....throwing veils left and right until she was left in a pair of sequined granny panties and a brassiere...which she promptly ripped off in front of the king....who was NOT pleased.

Vashti is dead....and Esther is next in line!

Jrand74 · « **Reply #338 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:43:31 PM »

Do you think I skipped the verse in the Biblical account that mentions Queen Vashti ordering the Bedazzler?

FJL · « **Reply #339 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:50:46 PM »

Oh Vashti wouldn't listen to the King
And so the King divorced her
Then Esther said she'd be the queen
When Mordecai endorsed her

Oh today we'll merry merry be
Oh today we'll merry merry be
Oh today we'll merry merry be
And nosh some hamentaschen

(Oh, wait, Purim was a couple of weeks ago.)

FJL · « **Reply #340 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:51:21 PM »

I don't remember Vashti being killed. Is that what happened?

FJL · « **Reply #341 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:53:32 PM »

Pop quiz, from an actual yeshivah exam

The book which tells the story of Purim is the:

A. Megillah
B. Haggadah
C. Hagganah
D. Hahaha

Jrand74 · « **Reply #342 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:55:09 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 19, 2007, 07:51:21 PM

I don't remember Vashti being killed. Is that what happened?

Actually, no....I think in the Biblical account, she just sort of disappears.

FJL · « **Reply #343 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:56:10 PM »

Haman insisted on being greeted by:

A. the Jews bowing down
B. the Jews throwing money
C. the Jews throwing a fit
D. the Jews crying out "Hey man, you're great"

Jrand74 · « **Reply #344 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:57:23 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 19, 2007, 07:50:46 PM

Oh Vashti wouldn't listen to the King
And so the King divorced her
Then Esther said she'd be the queen
When Mordecai endorsed her

Oh today we'll merry merry be
Oh today we'll merry merry be
Oh today we'll merry merry be
And nosh some hamentaschen

(Oh, wait, Purim was a couple of weeks ago.)

Yes, I am watching the movie about two weeks too late.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #345 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:57:48 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 19, 2007, 07:56:10 PM

Haman insisted on being greeted by:

A. the Jews bowing down
B. the Jews throwing money
C. the Jews throwing a fit
D. the Jews crying out "Hey man, you're great"

D Final Answer, Meredith.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #346 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:58:37 PM »

Haman is about to get his gory comeuppance!

Jrand74 · « **Reply #347 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:00:42 PM »

Esther 3:5 says that Haman was full of wrath.

Do you think that was anything like Ovaltine?

FJL · « **Reply #348 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:01:15 PM »

The name of the King in the Megillah is:

A. Ahasuerus
B. Antiochus
C. Antisemite
D. Antihistamine

Jane · « **Reply #349 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:01:30 PM »

DerBrucer thank you for helping me out with the research. I will send Craig the ASAP link which has some good tips, some we are familiar with, some not.

We know a woman who takes puppies home from Romania & suggested he fly Lufthansa. I’m not sure because the airline is the best or that they have a layover in Frankfurt which has a special layover spot just for animals.

FJL · « **Reply #350 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:02:33 PM »

Let's let Wrath be full of Haman for a while (or is that the answer to Haman was waxing wroth).

Jrand74 · « **Reply #351 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:07:05 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 19, 2007, 08:01:15 PM

The name of the King in the Megillah is:

A. Ahasuerus
B. Antiochus
C. Antisemite
D. Antihistamine

It's Richard Egan.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #352 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:07:17 PM »

I see on Broadwayworld.com that Timothy Gray, the co-writer of HIGH SPIRITS has died. Timothy was also the singer on the recording of "Forver and a Day" that was heard both on the recording and in the show. I don't know how much of "If I Gave You" is timothy's and how much Hugh Martin's, but it's one of my all-time favorite songs.

FJL · « **Reply #353 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:07:30 PM »

You know you've achieved the blessing of being drunk on Purim when:

A. You don't know the difference between cursing Haman and blessing Mordecai
B. You don't know your own name
C. You can't tell Esther from Vashti
D. Potrzebie

Jane · « **Reply #354 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:07:44 PM »

Quote from: Miss Karen on March 19, 2007, 10:14:23 AM

Of course, if DR Jane was on AI and showed us that baby picture of Sherlock, I'd be text-messaging like a fool...

LOL. And I have been wanting to change my avitar to a puppy photo. We have just been too busy with him, and I need Keith's computer skills to make the change. After our high school reunion, which Keith will now have to miss in order to tend to our recovering baby, it will be time to leave the 60's.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #355 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:08:26 PM »

I am thinking if they made this movie today and called it:

ESTHER AND THE KING

It would really be about this guy named Simon who was writing all about Esther and the King, and his marital problems and how much trouble he was having investigating what happened and what was going on....and his sad home life.....and how much he paid for his sandals. Oh and what he had for breakfast.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #356 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:09:10 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 19, 2007, 08:07:30 PM

You know you've achieved the blessing of being drunk on Purim when:

A. You don't know the difference between cursing Haman and blessing Mordecai
B. You don't know your own name
C. You can't tell Esther from Vashti
D. Potrzebie

Uh.....C!

Jrand74 · « **Reply #357 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:09:32 PM »

DR JANE did you see the commercial yet?

FJL · « **Reply #358 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:09:56 PM »

Notes on a Sandal - that's the title of...oh, never mind

Jrand74 · « **Reply #359 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:10:58 PM »

Quote from: FJL on March 19, 2007, 08:02:33 PM

Let's let Wrath be full of Haman for a while (or is that the answer to Haman was waxing wroth).

A 1956 Wroth convertible.

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