Early 1965
70 Billion light years later, Quisp finally arrives on Earth with his Quazy Energy Cereal. Earthlings rejoice with the great new taste from outer space.
Mid 1965
Subterranean-dwelling Quake soon arrives with his earthquake-powered cereal and a battle for people's tastebuds begins. Rumors that Quisp and Quake were characters created by Jay Ward and Bill Scott (of Rocky and Bullwinkle fame) are denied by a Planet Q spokesalien.
July 20,1969
The Apollo 11 Mission lands man on the moon and Quisp is still 70 billion light years short of the true target, Planet Q. Mixed up radio transmission alters Neil Armstrong's immortal words which were supposed to have been-- "One small step for man. But we were hoping for a giant bowl of Quisp for mankind."
1970
Quaker, the company that distributes Quisp Cereal for Quisp, starts running low on the 12 billion boxes Quisp brought with him from Planet Q. They have an election letting people vote for their favorite cereal, Quisp or Quake. The winner would remain on the shelves. Knowing they were running out of Quisp anyways, Quaker officials stuffed the ballot boxes with votes for Quake.
1972
Any historian could tell you that, despite voting irregularities, Quisp won the election and Quake was sent back underground. Shortly thereafter, Simon the Quangaroo showed up with his orange-flavored cereal. Yum, yum!
1973
Simon and Quisp have a cross country race to decide who has the best cereal. And the winner was....?