I thought we'd at least have three hundred orders by now. How do you people expect me to go to the Bahamas.
We don't expect you to go to the Bahamas.
We expect you to remain in Los Angeles County, traveling the streets in the City of Studio in perpetuity, constantly dining out at all the hot spots of your Kritzer books that remain open, writing and producing local plays and also producing CDs. We will allow you one (count it ONE) visit to New York City per year to do the things you do there and to plan the things you have not done there but wish to do there. We will grant you the right to roam freely about the continental United States. With a chaperone, we will permit you to go to Alaska and Hawaii. Allowances may be made every five years for a visit to the territories -- including Puerto Rico.
Your heart's devotion.
Unless it slips back in the ocean.
